30 “Oh So Trues….”
Hello, my friends, I’m back. Work is kinda slow and my co-worker sent me this e-mail that I think you’d find amusing as it sure put a smile on my face…enjoy!! By the way, I added the pics myself for good measure, lol!!
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the Person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
21. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
22. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
24. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
26. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
27. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
28. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
29. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still do not know what time it is.
30. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
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My life
Sooo, a lil’ about me….I was born and raised in Huntington, NY, I have 2 older brothers, Wayne and Willie. I also have an older sister, Janet by my dad from a previous relationship, named Janet. I have 4 kids, Treyvious, he’s almost 17…thinks he’s a ladies man or whatever, Lawrasia is 14. She is the skeptical one and is very private, like myself…we are a mirror image, omg!. Gennacey, my social butterfly is 13….keeps my phone ringing 24/7. Believe it or not, I had to get her own, smh…..My lil’ one, Toneva is almost 7, God bless that little one who TRIES to keep up with her older siblings, sometimes to no avail!
Since 2006 I’ve been living in good old Al, not far from a large university called University of Al, home of the 2009 national football champions or something like that(whatever, lol). Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I’d ever end up here but you know what they say, “never say never”. I like living here, although it is a tad bit slower than living on Long Island but any change in life takes adjusting to.
Anyways….that’s enough about me for now, just wanted to intro myself to this new ‘blogging’ world and hope you find me in the least interesting if nothing else and look forward for you to come back again and check me out!!!
*Oh and by the way…”The New Yorker‘ is the van that has gotten me thus far from NY to the job I go to every day!!! God bless u and have a great day!!!!
Sooo, a lil’ about me….I was born and raised in Huntington, NY, I have 2 older brothers, Wayne and Willie. I also have an older sister, Janet by my dad from a previous relationship, named Janet. I have 4 kids, Treyvious, he’s almost 17…thinks he’s a ladies man or whatever, Lawrasia is 14. She is the skeptical one and is very private, like myself…we are a mirror image, omg!. Gennacey, my social butterfly is 13….keeps my phone ringing 24/7. Believe it or not, I had to get her own, smh…..My lil’ one, Toneva is almost 7, God bless that little one who TRIES to keep up with her older siblings, sometimes to no avail!
Since 2006 I’ve been living in good old Al, not far from a large university called University of Al, home of the 2009 national football champions or something like that(whatever, lol). Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I’d ever end up here but you know what they say, “never say never”. I like living here, although it is a tad bit slower than living on Long Island but any change in life takes adjusting to.
Anyways….that’s enough about me for now, just wanted to intro myself to this new ‘blogging’ world and hope you find me in the least interesting if nothing else and look forward for you to come back again and check me out!!!
*Oh and by the way…”The New Yorker‘ is the van that has gotten me thus far from NY to the job I go to every day!!! God bless u and have a great day!!!!
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